Having cruised into the port of Kona three times (including this awesome cruise ), I know that it’s a weird port to understand and appreciate. Lucky for you, I now live in Kona, and have a very good understanding of the place. There are amazing experiences here, despite the abundance of awful T-shirt shops, time-share sales booths, and ABC stores.
Ship’s tenders drop you off in the middle of “downtown Kailua-Kona,” next to a Marriott Courtyard hotel . Below, I’ve outlined two port of Kona shore excursion itineraries, drawing on my experience living here. Both itineraries work best if you get an early start. With either itinerary, you’ll want to begin the day in a bathing suit, but bring dry clothes (or at least a shirt) to change into later.
What’s up with the variations on Kona’s name? Explanation at the bottom of this post
Near the Courtyard, you’ll be able to catch the Kona Trolley —do this as early as possible! Board a southbound trolley, and tell the driver you want to get off at Kahalu’u.
Coffee experience. On the return trolley ride, tell the driver you want to step off at Waterfront Row. Directly across the street from the pink church is a superb eatery called Daylight Mind Coffee Co . Tucked in the back of a white-colored shopping center, this restaurant and roastery roasts beans for several coffee farms on the hills above Kona.
Order a cup of whatever they’ve recently roasted and a fresh-baked goodie, and head to their upper lanai (deck) where the views of the ocean and your ship cannot be beat. If you’re lucky enough to be in Kona on a Thursday at 11:00a.m., don’t miss Daylight Mind’s amazing coffee cupping—like a wine tasting for coffee.
Shortly, you’ll arrive at Hulihe’e Palace , historic summer home of Hawaiian Royalty, which you can visit for a few bucks. It’s not a big palace, but it’s pretty, and grounds are especially nice. Equally interesting is the church across the street, which dominates Kona’s skyline. This Congregationalist building was the first Christian church in the Hawaiian Islands—essentially where old Hawaiian ways began to be shredded by holier-than-thou missionaries. It’s free to wander around.
Most of Kona’s car rental companies are located at the airport, and it’s nowhere near the cruise terminal. A smart cruiser like you will book well ahead at the in-town location of Enterprise , which would be about a 30 minute walk from the ship. But better: they’ll pick you up at the pier. Once you’ve got your car, here’s the most-interesting Kona itinerary—again, get going as early in the day as possible, and wear a bathing suit for starters with something to change into or at least a shirt for later.
Gay Kona local answers your Kona questions
Q: What’s gay about Kona?
A: It has 2 gay bars: the only gay bars in the state of Hawaii outside of Honolulu. ( My Bar
, and Mask
). The Kona region is home to sizable gay and lesbian communities. Pop onto Scruff or Grindr and you’ll quickly learn that “locals” (Hawaiians, folks of Asian descent) tend to be closeted or down-low, while Haoles (white folks) tend to be visibly out. Beyond the bars, most socializing is privately organized in homes or restaurants, with a monthly gay men’s stroll in downtown Kona.
Q: What is the difference between “Kona,” “Kailua,” and “Kailua-Kona”?
A: The main village, or “town” here is technically called Kailua, but is also known as Kona and Kailua-Kona. It can get confusing. Locals use the terms quite interchangeably. Kona means “south” in Hawaiian. There are two “Kona” regions of the island: North Kona and South Kona, essentially encompassing the entire southwest coast of the island. The town of Kailua became renamed Kailua-Kona by the US postal service in order to minimize confusion with another town named Kailua, on Oahu. Now, have fun in the wonderful cruise port of Kona, Hawaii!
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